Disturbing Roleplaying V: The Joy of Madness

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darkhunter42	Re: I'm tired.	#41	[-]
Posts: 40 (02/08/02 17:25:37) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	As he is being carted away by Adam's (unfortunaltly decease) lawyers, his dead body wrenchs off his hand and throws it to the person wanting to shake hands. Is carted off by the lawyers to hold (bum-bum-bum-buuuuuuum) a lawyers Seonce (see-once seyonce, seince, baldbalbflsbbbgbgbbbbbblattt!) One the unspeakable horrers in the dephs of InfiniDim Enterprises (Akk, not the COPYRIGHT VIOLATION sue, akkkkkkkkkguttle). Suddenly sits up and asks "Does anyone care that layers are trying to sue a DEAD guy? oh well." "Isn't a Dead Kennedys concert on 22 November anniversary of JFK's assassination in rather bad taste?""Of course. But the assassinations weren't too tasteful either." East Bay Ray
magfrump	I'M BA-ACK!	#42	[-]
Posts: 462 (02/08/02 17:42:10) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	mag reappears somewhere where he is visible. He promptly states "I need to go to the bathroom." finds a bathroom, and stands in it for a few minutes before completing his unfinished business. He turns to Rebecca and shouts 'NO!!!!!!' turns to Azyr and says 'I quoted Douglas Adams many times, plus other unmentionable things, and you never shook my hand or set unstopable evil lawyers upon me.' turns to darkhunter and says 'why haven't you been at the underground gambling association? We're loosing money!' and then makes an innuendo roll of 2406720 preventing anyone from ever knowing that he said: moo. he then recites 84 digits of pi, uses the royal we, wins the 'MathCounts' (c) competition for the entire world, uses the royal 'we' again, and dissappears in a quote of his original demideity form, magulus frump the almighty caller of cows, after the form just visited faerun: "Feel the weave. Start to knit." his brain then explodes, and his body runs around, happy to be rid of the moral, romantic, intelligent, resistant thing. his brain reforms only long enough to apologize for not being online in 2-3 days. sorry, I've forgotten what I was thinking about.
darkhunter42	Re: I'M BA-ACK!	#43	[-]
Posts: 40 (02/08/02 18:00:17) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Replys with the blinding speed of...of...ooooof...a bannana slug wrapped in tinfoil lying on interstate 101... okay, that's not fast. OH WELL.Stares at Magfrumps big shiny pretty post then explodes (literally, ya know BOOM?) in laughter when he gets a psykick image of what magfrump was thinking. "Me Name is Upchuck Toast!!!" (no, that's not what Mag was thunking, thanking, arrrg THINKING!!!) "Isn't a Dead Kennedys concert on 22 November anniversary of JFK's assassination in rather bad taste?""Of course. But the assassinations weren't too tasteful either." East Bay Ray
Azyr	He's back - and heaven help us.	#44	[-]
Posts: 193 (02/09/02 05:03:11) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Azyr, as Vice-President in charge of Loonies, decides to present Magfrump with a medal for 'insanity above and beyond the call of duty', based solely on that last post. Of course, because this is Disturbing Roleplaying, when Azyr comes to pin the medal to Mag's chest, the pin turns out to be three feet long, and goes straight through the mad-one's chest, slicing his heart to ribbons. OOC: I know you've quoted it before, Mag, but I was looking for an excuse to get darkhunter dealt with - not to mention returning from the dead. IC2: Azyr pauses, and decides to shake the corpse's hand, for so many inopportune Adams quotes... Then he scarpers. "Now the question you're probably asking yourself is "did he make two wishes or three?" and I have to admit that in the chaos and confusion I kinda lost track myself. But bearing in mind this is a Ring of Wishes, the most powerful artifact in the world, and could blow your head clean off, the question you're really asking yourself is; "Do I feel lucky?" Well? Do ya, punk?'Hari Cal'ahan, Mage Police.
magfrump	well, well, well	#45	[-]
Posts: 462 (02/09/02 17:22:41) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	after adjusting to the 3 foot pin in his chest, mag stands back up, pulls the pin out, stabs azyr with it, and yells "YOU AREN'T THE VICE LOONEY PRESIDENT!!!!! OKAY, WELL, MAYBE YOU ARE, BUT SO WHAT!?!?!?!?" he then drops Azyr into the abyss, with Caernoga, who has an unhappy reunion with hades... "feel the weave. start to knit." -demideity Magulus Frump, after visiting Faerun for the first time.
Sephiroth Yagyu	and then there was Seph	#46	[-]
Posts: 1413 (02/09/02 20:27:29) Psychotic Scot More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Exactly. Sephiroth spins around, and invert the world, and everyone standing on it, killing them from the unbearable pressure. ...And so the Paladins were robbed of their money, pants, and dignity, proving once again that good is dumb.
SothThe69th	Re: and then there was Seph	#47	[-]
Posts: 2172 (02/10/02 02:26:18) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Soth, however, survives, because he does well under pressure. And thus he surived to dodge, pontificatingly. --- "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo VP, 1989 Soth69 Winner of the coveted 2000 & 2001 Sig Awards
Azyr	...And he saw that it was Loony.	#48	[-]
Posts: 193 (02/10/02 04:51:51) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Azyr mumbled. "I 'ate Pontificators..." Unfortunately, he was in the bowels of the Abyss, so couldn't do very much about it. "Now the question you're probably asking yourself is "did he make two wishes or three?" and I have to admit that in the chaos and confusion I kinda lost track myself. But bearing in mind this is a Ring of Wishes, the most powerful artifact in the world, and could blow your head clean off, the question you're really asking yourself is; "Do I feel lucky?" Well? Do ya, punk?'Hari Cal'ahan, Mage Police.
Setzer	Re: ...And he saw that it was Loony.	#49	[-]
Posts: 192 (02/10/02 11:41:01) Banned User More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	"Hey, what's up guyz? I was just killing the slaad lords, and I found this neat little rock." It wasn't a rock, it was the f*ing spawning stone of limbo. It turns dull and crumbles in his hand. "What the... Oh, well" He then shows off his luck by rolled 1,000 pairs of craps dice and gets all 7s, followed by the random launching of darts that hit everyone right between the eyes and into their brains. But no one dies, 'cause they don't have any brain left. "S*..."
Azyr	Re: ...And he saw that it was Loony.	#50	[-]
Posts: 193 (02/10/02 14:57:06) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Azyr glares at Setzer. "No playing with the laws of Causality," he admonishes, slapping him. "Bad loony." Setzer looks slightly disturbed at this lecture from beyond the grave, and runs away. "Now the question you're probably asking yourself is "did he make two wishes or three?" and I have to admit that in the chaos and confusion I kinda lost track myself. But bearing in mind this is a Ring of Wishes, the most powerful artifact in the world, and could blow your head clean off, the question you're really asking yourself is; "Do I feel lucky?" Well? Do ya, punk?'Hari Cal'ahan, Mage Police.
darkhunter42	Re: ...And he saw that it was Loony.	#51	[-]
Posts: 40 (02/10/02 17:53:11) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	yells at Mag some for throwing Azyr, and his hand, into the abyss. Then remembers that the world is inverted so it's at the top of a very tall mountain. well as they say, dead men don't climb trees. "who says that?" "umm, they!" Points at a guy with a sign saying "THEY" repeating inane phrases such as "dead men don't climb mountains". Darkhunter, remembering he's dead, collapses onto the ground squashing a lawyer. The lawyers teupay flys off hits the three foot long pit which flys up into the air hitting he abyss mountin making my hand fall down next to me. "oh...yay." "Isn't a Dead Kennedys concert on 22 November anniversary of JFK's assassination in rather bad taste?""Of course. But the assassinations weren't too tasteful either." East Bay Ray
SothThe69th	Re: ...And he saw that it was Loony.	#52	[-]
Posts: 2172 (02/10/02 18:29:45) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Soth reincarnates Azyr, as Vince McMahon, owner of the WWF. After taking (as was due him) the WWF Tag-Hardcore-Euro-World-Inter-lightweight-Loony belt (Or, THE WILL belt.), he then struts, with rock music playing from invisible speakers all around him. EDIT: He inserts a bolded word somewhere in the post. --- "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo VP, 1989 Soth69 Winner of the coveted 2000 & 2001 Sig Awards
Azyr	They think it's all over...	#53	[-]
Posts: 193 (02/11/02 11:11:26) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Azyr cries. "I don't wanna be Vince McMahon!" he whimpers, and hits Soth over the head with one of the (very soft) metal trashcans from under the ring. "Now the question you're probably asking yourself is "did he make two wishes or three?" and I have to admit that in the chaos and confusion I kinda lost track myself. But bearing in mind this is a Ring of Wishes, the most powerful artifact in the world, and could blow your head clean off, the question you're really asking yourself is; "Do I feel lucky?" Well? Do ya, punk?'Hari Cal'ahan, Mage Police.
zdanboy	Re: They think it's all over...	#54	[-]
Posts: 52 (02/11/02 12:04:42) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Suddenly zdanboy appears out of nowhere. He says: "Damn this is not Kansas". Noticing Azyr being Vince MacMahon the prays to god of WCW, changes into Ric Flair and whops Azyr with soda can, while chanting: "Whoooo!"
Rebecca	All hail Chyna!!!!	#55	[-]
Posts: 4130 (02/11/02 12:25:14) Dungeon Mistress More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Rebecca, dressed as wrestling champion Chyna, runs into the ring from backstage, grabbing a folding chair on her way in. CLANG! CLANG! Bashing both Ric and Vince on the head, (AKA Zdan and Azyr), Chyna stands over them both, laughing hysterically. Little tweety birds appear to fly around their bleeding heads as they both struggle to overcome their splitting headache. Climbing on the ropes, Chyna, (AKA Rebecca), suddenly jumps off, slamming both of the invalids in the center of the ring with her world famous body slam. The crowd goes wild. ----------- Guffaw-- A loud or boisterous burst of laughter.
Azyr	Chynzilla.	#56	[-]
Posts: 193 (02/11/02 14:10:02) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Chyna? Azyr shudders, and begins to recite an age-old rhyme 'Bloke or bird, Bloke or bird, We can't tell, How absurd...' With that, 'Becca is stripped of her embarrasingly butch Chyna outfit, and sent whimpering back to the locker room, where she is 'ambushed' by, oh, I don't know, the Kat or someone. "Now the question you're probably asking yourself is "did he make two wishes or three?" and I have to admit that in the chaos and confusion I kinda lost track myself. But bearing in mind this is a Ring of Wishes, the most powerful artifact in the world, and could blow your head clean off, the question you're really asking yourself is; "Do I feel lucky?" Well? Do ya, punk?'Hari Cal'ahan, Mage Police.
Caernoga	Re: All hail Chyna!!!!	#57	[-]
Posts: 227 (02/11/02 14:35:40) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	But in the crowd sits a man with a blowgun, some rice, and a can of spam. He opens the can of spam and puts it beside him, puts some rice in his mouth, then fires at Rebecca/Chyna. The stinging pain from the rice makes her spin around, just in time to catch the uncanny (!) spam, fired from a miniature foldable catapult by the man who of course is Caernoga, right in her face. "But... weren't you sent to Hades after I crawled out of your stomach?" the Mistress gasps. "Yes, but as you might recall, I was wearing the Earplugs of Reatroactive Invincibility and Immortality, so that was no biggie." Caernoga answers, and continues, "Now, I won't kill you. Instead, I will slowly make you go insane. Your paranoia will grow, believe me, 'cause whereever you go, a can of spam can be waiting... Goodbye for now." To everybody's surprise, Caernoga does NOT laugh in any evil kind of way as he leaves. ----- It is worth noticing that there are 3 kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who cant.
zdanboy	Re: Chynzilla.	#58	[-]
Posts: 52 (02/11/02 14:38:06) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Suddenly Ric Flair dissapeares with a puff of smoke. Everybody goes "What the heck is happening?". Suddenly Vince (aka Azyr) cries out of fear. The entrance fills with smoke and....Zdanberg rushes to the ring. The crowd chants "Zdanberg!,Zdanberg!" as he takes Vince by the panties and does his famous Wedgie Slam. The crowd goes even wilder!
SothThe69th	Re: Chynzilla.	#59	[-]
Posts: 2172 (02/11/02 21:40:06) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Soth cues his music again (If anyones interested, its "Superbeast" by Rob Zombie), runs out to the ring with a portable hole, out of it, he pulls 6 tables, which magically stack on top of one another, he then pulls out a bag of malaria ridden broken glass, tacks, and nails, and dumps it beneath the stacked tables. He grabs the nearest person, who just so happens to be Zdanboy, and proceeds to leap high into the air, giving him the infamous, deadly lethal, disconcerting, superlative, pontificatingly fatal, and all around painful SHINSHORYUZANTETZUKKENMEHAMEHAKEN powerbomb!!! The crowd can only gasp as zdanboy is (at least temporarily) reduced to a quivering malaria infected pile of broken bones. After this, he finds a can of spam, not concerned with where it came from, he eats it, meat, metal and all. When your hungry, food wrappers don't matter. --- "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo VP, 1989 Soth69 Winner of the coveted 2000 & 2001 Sig Awards
zdanboy	Re: Chynzilla.	#60	[-]
Posts: 52 (02/11/02 23:55:49) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	The bonus turn to ash. Everybody hears Underzdaners voice: "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust". The ash gets up, lets a evil grin ruin its face, and chases Soth down. Having found him he goes inside his belly. Finding some spam there he joins with it and and emerges out of Soths belly as Spam-zdan (Now you are in trouble!).

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