Disturbing Roleplaying V: The Joy of Madness

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Azyr	Fonetik Speling	#121	[-]
Posts: 193 (02/28/02 12:45:48) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Azeer is geting a littul bord wiv al this repitishun, so decids tu aniyalate tha hole thred. Cheerfuli starting tha cowntdown on tha nukleer bom he haz in hiz bak-yard, he watchez in amuzment as tha numbas change. 19.... 18... 15... 14... 17... 12... ...Azeer has thiz litul problem wiv literici and numeraci. Who nos when tha clok wil reech zero? "Now the question you're probably asking yourself is "did he make two wishes or three?" and I have to admit that in the chaos and confusion I kinda lost track myself. But bearing in mind this is a Ring of Wishes, the most powerful artifact in the world, and could blow your head clean off, the question you're really asking yourself is; "Do I feel lucky?" Well? Do ya, punk?'Hari Cal'ahan, Mage Police.
SothThe69th	Re: Fonetik Speling	#122	[-]
Posts: 2172 (03/01/02 14:13:09) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Soth giggles at Azeer, as he had programmed the bomb to be a random number generator with no zero. After this, he gets out his PHB and declares himself to be a 35th level Warrior Cleric named Gygax! Fear his might wrath! --- "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo VP, 1989 Soth69 Winner of the coveted 2000 & 2001 Sig Awards AIM: SothThe69th
magfrump	onions	#123	[-]
Posts: 462 (03/01/02 18:11:09) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	mag rises from the greenish body and declares gnomis a $^&)%&)(@%)#@ed up ^&()#$@#% of a ^&$_(*&@(%&@# and says that he really hates onions, and never would have eaten them. He then comes down as a brd20/bbn20/clr20/drd20/ftr20/mnk20/pal20/rgr20/rog20/sor20/wiz20/psion20/psychicwarrior20/epic97120 and kicks everyone's @$$ with his super-invincible powers at level 97380 with a strength of 507 and a dexterity of 10346 a con of 578 an int of 89654 a wis of 10024 and a cha of 3004. He then casts his quickened maximized heightened silenced still empowered eschewed etc. weird, and it kills all of the looneys with a save DC of 57252+subject's save bonus+spell level+amount of people targeted. He then takes out his new-found peice of STICKLESS PURPLE TAPE that he rubbed the stick off of earlier and everybody who didn't make their save is tainted as well as dead, and being tainted they can't be ressurrected. Mag then dissappears and strange noises are heard by whoever is around which is noone because everybody within hearing distance is dead, which includes all of the looneys. oh yeah, well I know 81 digits of pi...
Azyr	Re: onions	#124	[-]
Posts: 193 (03/02/02 02:20:16) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	A disembodied voice wafts over the fallen bodies of the loonies, breaking the silence. "185..." "...24..." "...61..." "...31,302..." "...0" There is a flash of brilliant white light, and the bomb goes off. Sadly, everyone's already dead. But now at least they'll glow in the dark. "Now the question you're probably asking yourself is "did he make two wishes or three?" and I have to admit that in the chaos and confusion I kinda lost track myself. But bearing in mind this is a Ring of Wishes, the most powerful artifact in the world, and could blow your head clean off, the question you're really asking yourself is; "Do I feel lucky?" Well? Do ya, punk?'Hari Cal'ahan, Mage Police.
SothThe69th	Re: onions	#125	[-]
Posts: 2172 (03/02/02 12:02:21) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Soth, however, being the DM, declares magfrump's character a munchkin and so, has him killed by a vorpal rabbit. After this he, being the DM, gives all the loonies free ressurrects, except for mag, who he reincarnates as a puppy. --- "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo VP, 1989 Soth69 Winner of the coveted 2000 & 2001 Sig Awards AIM: SothThe69th
Azyr	Cruelty to Animals	#126	[-]
Posts: 193 (03/02/02 13:45:22) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Ayzr, cheerfully re-animated, picks up the puppy tht was Magfrump, avoiding the flashing teeth ( Don't want to catch rabies, after all, he thinks), and stuffs him in a sack, together with a nice heavy brick. Whistling pleasantly, he hoists the growling sack over one shoulder and heads off. As he crosses the bridge on the way to work, Azyr drops the sack over the side without a second look. Fortunately, the river is the Anhk, and Magfrump can walk ashore. "Now the question you're probably asking yourself is "did he make two wishes or three?" and I have to admit that in the chaos and confusion I kinda lost track myself. But bearing in mind this is a Ring of Wishes, the most powerful artifact in the world, and could blow your head clean off, the question you're really asking yourself is; "Do I feel lucky?" Well? Do ya, punk?'Hari Cal'ahan, Mage Police.
Sephiroth Yagyu	Bloo-gah!	#127	[-]
Posts: 1413 (03/03/02 11:11:24) Psychotic Scot More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	...until Seph shoots him with a giant dodgeball cannon, which sends Maggie flying into the horizon. Sephiroth then drives a steamroller over Soth for ripping off Dexter's Labratory. Soth is crushed into a pancake, which he sells to McDonald's for spare chicken nugget meat. Turning back to the dodgeball cannon, he makes if a BFDBG(Big [CENSORED] Dodgeball Cannon) a la Doom. Seph blasts Azyr with it, who is blown to itty bitty pieces. OOC: Does anyone know what steamrollers are used for in real life? Do they even exist? ...And so the Paladins were robbed of their money, pants, and dignity, proving once again that good is dumb.
Azyr	Re: Bloo-gah!	#128	[-]
Posts: 193 (03/03/02 11:22:37) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Sadly for Seph, Azyr is Dodgeball master, and coolly drops into bullet-time again, does his hair, and calmly sidesteps the flying balls. An Acme piano then drops on the katana-wielding loony's head. OOC: Steamrollers are/were used to flatten fresh tarmac on roads. I think. Of course, they ain't steamrollers any more, but they still roll. "Now the question you're probably asking yourself is "did he make two wishes or three?" and I have to admit that in the chaos and confusion I kinda lost track myself. But bearing in mind this is a Ring of Wishes, the most powerful artifact in the world, and could blow your head clean off, the question you're really asking yourself is; "Do I feel lucky?" Well? Do ya, punk?'Hari Cal'ahan, Mage Police.
SothThe69th	Re: Bloo-gah!	#129	[-]
Posts: 2172 (03/04/02 03:46:58) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Soth, with his mighty tattoo of regeneration, regenerates from his pancake form, and grabs Seph around the throat, forcefeeding him McDonald's food until he dies from it, (approximately 4 burgers, if anyones counting :P). After this, he retires from a hard days Loonying to his castle. For some minigolf, bowling, and candy. --- "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo VP, 1989 Soth69 Winner of the coveted 2000 & 2001 Sig Awards AIM: SothThe69th
Sephiroth Yagyu	Re: Bloo-gah!	#130	[-]
Posts: 1413 (03/04/02 17:01:21) Psychotic Scot More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Seph appears, and locks Soth into his house "ENOUGH WITH THE CASTLE!!" He screams, nuking it into a crater, then he casts "Power Word no More castles or houses or dwelling of any sort for soth", and then he casts "Power Word, My previous power wod cannot be reversed or taken back in any way possible!!" Then seph calms down and kills everyone else. ...And so the Paladins were robbed of their money, pants, and dignity, proving once again that good is dumb.
Lorben	Re: Bloo-gah!	#131	[-]
Posts: 2373 (03/04/02 18:31:42) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Luckily, Lorben has no idea what a "wod" is, so he goes and makes a castle anyway. Then using his mighty god-like strength, he lifts the castle and throws it at Seph. Seph however slices the castle in half on its way to him and is unhurt. Lorben sneers and says "Well, its about time I got this thing back out anyway. Time for a good 'ol fashion BEAT DOWN!" Lorben pulls out a golden box with runes telling tales of the insanity of yore, and out of it he draws.....(big booming voice) THE PLATINUM COATED RUBBER CHICKEN OF DEATH! Lorben leaps at Seph with amazing speed and knocks his head clean off with one swing. Taking the head, Lorben paints it black and white like and throws it out onto the a field. "Whose up for some soccer (or football for you non-Americans)?" Procrastinators: Screwing tomorrow for a better today!
Azyr	Re: Bloo-gah!	#132	[-]
Posts: 193 (03/05/02 12:50:09) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	"Whoah, Lorby, playing football with human heads went out with the dark ages. Dude, you are, like, soooo out of date!" Azyr chortles and takes his surfboard off the back of his VW Camper-wagon. "Get with the times, man!" ...Then he beats Lorben over the head with it, and kicks the errant head out to sea, where it is eaten by a hungry Giant Squid. "Now the question you're probably asking yourself is "did he make two wishes or three?" and I have to admit that in the chaos and confusion I kinda lost track myself. But bearing in mind this is a Ring of Wishes, the most powerful artifact in the world, and could blow your head clean off, the question you're really asking yourself is; "Do I feel lucky?" Well? Do ya, punk?'Hari Cal'ahan, Mage Police.
magfrump	>:D	#133	[-]
Posts: 462 (03/05/02 22:00:51) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	mag, now the super-huge-but-still-very-innocent-looking puppy of destruction comes trotting back and drops the huge cannon-dodge ball on seph('s feet) crushing him into the ground like bad wile e. coyote vs. roadrunner animation. the scene then converts into super-really-tatally-awesome anime, and making like amon saga mag deftly dodges whatever it was that wouldn't have been coming at him if he weren't so \|CENSORED\| big. He then patiently resumes wating for someone to tell him how to make bold words or throw the cannon/dodge ball. oh yeah, well I know 81 digits of pi...
SothThe69th	Re: >:O	#134	[-]
Posts: 2172 (03/06/02 13:13:23) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Soth counters Seph's "Power word: Uncounterable last spell" with "Power Word: No", he then dispells Sephs anti castle power word with power words "Seph, I'm keeping the castle, try and stop me and I'll loony you to a crisp". After this, he uses stone shape to fix his castle, and regenerate to fix his mini-golf and bowling. Then, he has more candy. --- "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo VP, 1989 Soth69 Winner of the coveted 2000 & 2001 Sig Awards AIM: SothThe69th
magfrump	boing!	#135	[-]
Posts: 462 (03/08/02 23:57:27) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	threw the constant juggling of the castle that pursues between the fights, mag jumps up and grabs the castle as if it were a frisby, and drops it on soth('s feet) he then goes on to prove that he is the smartest mathematically minded student in California and wins an awesome looking sweatshirt for sining the first few lines of comfort eagle on the air, and then he uses his +2105972 knowledge (mathematics) to bore everyone elses brains out. He then attempts to think of a new sig, as his current one really isn't any good.
darkhunter42	Re: boing!	#136	[-]
Posts: 40 (03/10/02 10:13:32) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!....POWER BOING!!! Which kills all the loonys except for himself. What was boinging you ask? Well, I don't know. He then casts ressurection on everybody and trasports everyone into the story of the tortise and the hair only, in this version the tortise and the hair get run down by a semi before they even begin. The he conjours infinitely large speakers which play infinity loud kick @$$ punk and metal music causing everyones head to explode cause it's so loud. Also the music opens a dimensional rift to the plane of punks and trillions of them come streaming into the plane of loonies where they bask all the (already dead) looney body into jelly. Which Darkhunter gathers up and makes the fabled 'Mixed magic weapon peanut butter and squased looney jelly slamwitch!!! (On bread made from cool dead people [the dead python, the dead Beatles, Sid Vicious, Douglas Noel Adams, etc.]) He then eats the slamwithch turning into the ULTIMATE PUNK PVERLORD OF THE LOONEY PLANE, MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. hack wheez cough cough. Yeah. I recenly saw this on a forum:"I recently heard that all ugly people are bad spellers""Hey! I represent that!"Well, you never know.
magfrump	bad speller	#137	[-]
Posts: 462 (03/15/02 09:22:42) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	but, because Darkhunter is the pverlord of punk, mag uses his knowledge of Darkhunters true name to claim the position of punk overlord. HAHA "you guys are just a bunch of roc groupies."K'jel Ximot, to a band of frost giant bird-catchers.
darkhunter42	WRONG!!!	#138	[-]
Posts: 40 (03/15/02 09:27:23) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	You DON"T know my true name, whatever you say it twill be wrong!!! Also, a Pverolord is LIKE and overlord, but better cause it's only me!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....choke hak hak hak. Then ,ooc, prove to Maggie that I may have read all the gamers guffaws AND big sticks before mitchell even saw the page! HAHAHAHAHAHA. umm, I also forgot exactly what my last post was about. I recenly saw this on a forum:"I recently heard that all ugly people are bad spellers""Hey! I represent that!"Well, you never know.
Sephiroth Yagyu	Re: WRONG!!!	#139	[-]
Posts: 1413 (03/15/02 17:13:37) Psychotic Scot More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Seph appears, looking very angry and mean. "Er-hem...Darkhunter and Magfrump..Why have you two usurped my position of Overlord of Punk in my absence?" Before they can respond, Seph smashes them with a big hammer. Then he diposes of their corpses, eats his deli sandwich, and puts on some Punk rock. ...And so the Paladins were robbed of their money, pants, and dignity, proving once again that good is dumb.
Azyr	Re: WRONG!!!	#140	[-]
Posts: 193 (03/16/02 10:25:56) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Azyr, never a fan of Punk, casts power word, Mullet, in defaince of all the earlier non-power-wording, and ll the punk haircuts are turned into floppy-topped, curly monstrosities... "Now the question you're probably asking yourself is "did he make two wishes or three?" and I have to admit that in the chaos and confusion I kinda lost track myself. But bearing in mind this is a Ring of Wishes, the most powerful artifact in the world, and could blow your head clean off, the question you're really asking yourself is; "Do I feel lucky?" Well? Do ya, punk?'Hari Cal'ahan, Mage Police.

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