Disturbing Roleplaying V: The Joy of Madness

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SothThe69th	Re: SMASH	#141	[-]
Posts: 2172 (03/18/02 11:49:50) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Soth randomly appears, causes mass mayhem and destruction, shaves the mullets, animates the hair as a hair golem, and has it attack the president of the hair club for men Fiercely. (On a lighter note: W00t w00t, 501 posts!) --- "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo VP, 1989 Soth69 Winner of the coveted 2000 & 2001 Sig Awards AIM: SothThe69th
Azyr	Re: SMASH	#142	[-]
Posts: 193 (03/18/02 12:04:15) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	"Woot woot?" Azyr looks blank, and, because he's a Figher8/DevDef10, throws himself infront of the President, taking the impact. Grappling furiously with the hair golem, he rolls off the stage into the photographer's pit, where, after a few vultures... oh, sorry, journalists... are maimed, the beast is overcome... at great price. A depilated Azyr crawls out of the depths, and uses his godlike powers to ban all numbers after 5. Soththe69th vanishes from existence.
Gnomis Kaniris	Re: One day Gnomis will burn you all!!!!!	#143	[-]
Posts: 85 (03/19/02 07:24:41) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	But suddenly, Gnomis, the living elfdisaster comes flying through a hole in time, killing everybody with a really deadly-looking spoon ("The SpOOOn of Death".) - Have anybody missed me? .... much? Anyway, I love being back, kicking your asses in strange ways. Yooohoooo. That is not dead which eternal lie,with strange eons death may die...
SothThe69th	Re: One day Gnomis will burn you all!!!!!	#144	[-]
Posts: 2172 (03/20/02 13:01:11) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Soth dodges surropticiously, while simultaneously drawing forth his mighty weapon of... umm... err... ahh.... might, with which he smites his foes mightily. --- "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo VP, 1989 Soth69 Winner of the coveted 2000 & 2001 Sig Awards AIM: SothThe69th
darkhunter42	grrnmrnfnfngnhnhnmrnf HACK HACK thud	#145	[-]
Posts: 40 (03/23/02 09:48:09) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	scince all numbers above FIVE were banned 4 & 2 are not and then Darkhunter starts referrring to himself in the third person. B00Y4Hh! H3 7H3N D3M0N57R4735 H15 M1GH7Y 1337 SP34K P0W3R AND SAYS BOOH YAHHH BOO YAHHH. Then casts the mighty PUBLIC INDECENCY spell witch causes everyone else to gasp in horrer (effectivly incapcitated) then all of the British cops from Quest for the Holy Grail come and arrest everyone else. With everyone else gone Darkhunter plays his VERY OWN BAND'S (shut up Mag) PUNK MUSIC plus some others and PORVES He IS the Overlord of Punk. Then he has a better Idea, he brings back Mag and Sephiroth Yagyu and they form the TRIAD OF PUNK evectivly negating ALL mullets or anything else anti-punk! SO BOOYAHH TO ALL YOU OTHERS NYAHHH!!! neh A pill to make you numb,A pill to make you dumb,A pill to make you anybody else,All the drugs in this world won't save us from ourselves
Gnarsh	I'm Baaaaaack!	#146	[-]
Posts: 1428 (03/23/02 18:00:27) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Gnarsh strides up behind darkhunter, and calmly grabs his neck and breaks every single one of its vertebrae. "\|]4\|\/\|\|\\| \|\\|008. 7\|-\|47 74\|<35 [4\|23 0f \|-\|1\|\/\|." He says as darkhunter crumples to the ground at his feet. ----------------------------------- It's called the "Stormtrooper Effect." As the numbers of bad guys increase and the difficulty of the shot decreases, the accuracy decreases. For heroes, this effect is reversed. Thus, a firing line of bad guys cannot hit a single unmoving target at close range, while a single hero can hit a flea at a 1000 yards while hanging upside down, drunk, from a moving train.
SothThe69th	Re: I'm Baaaaaack!	#147	[-]
Posts: 2172 (03/24/02 13:24:15) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Soth summons forth www.msnbc.com/news/727898.asp?cp1=1 to mock those who would impersonate AOL'ers, who are the only ones anymore who use 1337 5p34k. After this, he hires MC Chris & MC Frontalot to blast the triad of punk out of the water, and forms his own triad of nerdcore. Yeeeaaaaaahhh Boooooooooy! --- "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo VP, 1989 Soth69 Winner of the coveted 2000 & 2001 Sig Awards AIM: SothThe69th
SothThe69th	Re: I'm Baaaaaack!	#148	[-]
Posts: 2172 (04/01/02 23:13:46) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Soth, catching the loonies unaware (restin' on your laurels eh?), slaughters them all, mercilessly. --- "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo VP, 1989 Soth69 Winner of the coveted 2000 & 2001 Sig Awards AIM: SothThe69th
Lorben	Re: I'm Baaaaaack!	#149	[-]
Posts: 2373 (04/08/02 18:45:40) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Lorben rises from the dead as the Hulk and goes on a smashing rampage screaming "Blaaarrrg! Reseach paper bad! Hulk smash research paper! RRRRaaaarrrrggg!" And thus, many loonies were beheaded by large green fists of fury. If it moves, kill it, if it doesn't, loot it.
Lorben	Re: I'm Baaaaaack!	#150	[-]
Posts: 2373 (04/17/02 17:42:26) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	taps on glass Come on now, I see you out there. You think your safe in your happy little house/workplace/whatever. Your not though, not unless you post in Disturbing Roleplaying or the little chipmunks will come after you and you don't want that. They're mean little chipmunks that have high pitched voices and sing horrible songs. They even wear human cloths and play musical instruments. You don't want them coming after you or they'll do bad things involving peanut butter.... If it moves, kill it, if it doesn't, loot it.
magfrump	I'm Baaaaaack!	#151	[-]
Posts: 462 (04/18/02 16:38:20) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	a huge roc sweeps down from the sky and magfrump steps off of it. It launches back into the sky with lorben. magfrump surveys the scene of (as usual) mass destruction, and says "hiya everybody! I had a great trip... where's lorben? Did he die during that one week where he couldn't drink coffee? Or did I see him post after that?" he then uses his newly gained powers of insight obtained from the community center to figure out what his sig and post totals are. Strat, Thally, whoever. Just as long as I get my fair share!
SothThe69th	Re: I'm Baaaaaack!	#152	[-]
Posts: 2172 (04/21/02 17:59:58) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Soth summons Ninjas! With guitars! After wailing on their mighty guitars, the ninjas bring out babes! Then all the ninjas converge on magfrump, and flip out, they beat him so badly, he dies, and his children die, and his parents die, and his grandparents as well, in fact, people magfrump has merely said "hi" to feel the pain from the beating the ninja's give him with their real ultimate power. This post brought to you by realultimatepower.net, the only true source for real ultimate power. --- "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo VP, 1989 Soth69 Winner of the coveted 2000 & 2001 Sig Awards AIM: SothThe69th
Caernoga	Re: I'm Baaaaaack!	#153	[-]
Posts: 227 (04/24/02 03:53:05) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Out of the sun comes Caernoga, riding a gargantuan flying cybernetically enhanced pig with a 30 mm minigun mounted in each nostril. He pulls the trigger and Soth is peppered with - PEANUTS!? They aren't lethal, but hurt poor Soth pretty bad and leave some nasty bruises. The pig soars by and turns for another strafing. A hatch opens and from its belly falls the second biggest can of spam ever. Hitting the ground, it sprays the surroundings with putrid meat byproducts. Soth faints from the stench and is buried under tons and tons of rotting flesh. Ugh. ----- "The race is not always to the swift, or the battle to the strong... but God fights on the side with the most artillery!" - Phantasie III
Gnarsh	Re: I'm Baaaaaack!	#154	[-]
Posts: 1428 (04/25/02 13:28:58) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	suddenly, the pig transforms into a stunningly handsome figure-GNARSH! He grabs Caernoga off his back and piledrives him into the spam, then dons a gas mask to escape the area of putridness. ----------------------------------- fWo 4 life!!!!
SothThe69th	Re: I'm Baaaaaack!	#155	[-]
Posts: 2172 (04/29/02 00:49:50) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Soth grabs Gnarsh by the head, and slams him through a wall, randomly. Gnarsh finds he is surrounded by a harem of beautiful women. The beautfiul women all take off their faces to reveal dun dun DUN!!!! that they are all Caernoga clones! They proceed to savagely beat Gnarsh. --- "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo VP, 1989 Soth69 Winner of the coveted 2000 & 2001 Sig Awards AIM: SothThe69th
Caernoga	Re: I'm Baaaaaack!	#156	[-]
Posts: 227 (04/29/02 11:40:06) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	One of the clones is populated by Caernoga's soul. He turns around and throws an Extremely Sharpened Pencil of Returning through Soth's left eyeball. When the pencil returns with the eyeball, Caernoga stuffs the eye down the back of his pants. Soth gasps and dies from the shock. Caernoga then takes command of all the beautiful clones and continues the beating of Gnarsh. ----- "The race is not always to the swift, or the battle to the strong... but God fights on the side with the most artillery!" - Phantasie III

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